I have only been with 3 women in my life, but I won't disappoint you... I learned from those best women in how to please a woman.
TY 4 your time, please forgive my temporary brashness and calendar age (53 y/o but 25 y/o mindset). I don't play with people's hearts - I won't be your anchor.
ONE Lucky Lady Gets Free Rent, Food + $500 / week allowance - AND more importantly, a very genuine and nice male FRIEND - Yes, you are "lucky" - I have tried meeting a nice woman in many ways. Meeting someone nice is not easy, but I truly am a real sweetheart. I will be glad to have you talk in person to sincere young women who know me and who will vouch for me. On a "commercial" note, my offer is worth $50,000 per year (your rent share plus allowance). Heck, my offer is as good as having a fulltime job or doubling your income. I should be flooded with replies - I am being so sincere, so real, so honest, so down to earth... BUT world is full of sh*t, I know (sob silently)... BUT, please know this, I am very, very sincere. Talk to me on the phone - you WILL know from your own heart. I am not bullsh*t and never will be. PLEASE READ THIS AD. I don't expect you to be gullible, but I PROMISE you I can prove everything I say here. I am truly a very nice man. I don't know how I can pour my confident, strong heart out anymore than I am doing right now. I talk with my feelings. I am not your average guy. I am a pieces (zodiac sign - a true romantic) in touch with his feelings.
SO... (inhales and hopes a lady knows his heart) .... ONE Female, Zero Rent, Zero Food - $500 / week Spending Allowance 4 YOU 2 Splurge. That's $2,165 per month or $26,000 per year for you to squander. Not bad, huh? It will pay a few of your bills, no? Spend your allowance as you see fit. Spend it on us, you, the apartment - your pick - your choice - your spending allowance. Why am I so generous? Because I make a great living and will be glad to share it. I would spend this kind of money on a pursuit or fondly retaining the attention of a real girlfriend. OK, so I am generous; I have always been generous and always successful financially in life. You can't take it with you SO...
Looking for ONE female. ONE bedroom, Very Large, Very Nice Executive Condo, Walk-IN closet, 24/7 Doormen, Excellent / Very Safe Neighborhood (Battery Park) and all the upscale amenities. Rector Place / South End Ave, Battery Park. Excellent View of Freedom Tower construction and Statue of Liberty. Lower Manhattan near Financial District. Come and go as you please. I would be interested in your NSA (no strings attached) friend with benefits companionship. Share a bed but no rush. No means No. 18 to 40 y/o. I am 53, but have all the youthful charm and health of a 25 y/o. I love life. I am a "#10 catch." I am charming, fit, SWM, HEALTHY (d/d free), handsome and prefer same type females. I am an excellent friend, good companion, listener and conversationalist. I even cook well and love a clean apartment. I am very young at heart. I work at home on Fridays. You will really like me - and, no, you don't have to "love" me... just continue to love my friendship. Write me for my phone numbers - Call me - it won't take long for you to see that I am a genuine sweetheart. So why waste my time alone? I have a VERY small 7 pound (bread loaf size) very, very cute male Papillon dog (hope you don't mind - he's a sweetheart). Your small dog OK. Serious inquiries only PLEASE (send a pic)... I smoke indoors, but will quit for the right you. TRUE. And if you don't mind being seen with me in public, then we could go out as friends and enjoy the city - my treat.
Sincerely and humbly, Peter
P.S. Yes, I am toxic, but not poisonous...
I finally figured it out.. I miss kissing, cuddling and warmth - that's the real me. Pics below...
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